The Most Funniest Joke in the World?

Okay, so I googled it... here it is. Tell us what you think!

Quote :

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Idk you guize... idk.

I get the joke... but it isn't that great.
There -is- a funny funny funny joke out there.
It's three paragraphs long, it involves aliens, Michael Jackson, and cows that say moo
But I haven't found it again to my dismay